Thursday, June 10, 2021

Home-Build Guide #2


In order to pitch the support arms for the flight-deck broadly between the gaps made by the swept area of the propellers, it's been produced as a template 12.5" square. Then there's a margin drawn around its perimeter to represent the 1" width of those arms.

This reveals that allowing for the inserts at either end ~ which together account for 3/8" ~ that we need arms of around 16 & 7/8" in length.

Home-Build Guide #1


I've gone for a 1/3rd scale mock-up... the late Belgian conceptual artist Panamarenko was a great fan of the Great British 'mock-up'.

For alloy tubing I've selected Simmal's (Preston) 1" by 18 swg, five metres off at a cost of £18, thank you. These I've cut to 24" apiece, and insert into Cotel's (Barnsley) three-way tube connectors, model 8061. They're German-manufactured and come in a steel-reinforced version for big boys' (or girls') toys.

The tube-inserts in question will fit the next gauge up (1/16th of an inch) more closely, and so here I've inserted a touch of silicone/mastic/caulk to take up the slack.

Doodle Bug


Kitchen table stuff, but if there's a better way to raise your backside into the air then I'd be pleased to hear it. Quads are a straightforward arrangement around a square while octocopters almost invariably string the disks out like a ring of roses. Admittedly there is no escaping the fact that propellers describe a circular path, but beyond that the world prefers square. And after that, ideally flat-packed.

So I run the numbers. Jetson at www.jetsonaero.com look closest to sales of a viable vehicle, and are running at around 84kW of installed power. However, their propellers are co-located, and contra-rotating props lose anywhere between 20% and 25% of their efficiency. This brings them level with Napkin Man's own target of eight motors at 8kW peak apiece.

(The only exception to this is the double-decker prototypes I have developed to date, which space a pair of quads around a vertical accommodation booth. Nonetheless in the hover and at zero airspeed, the lower quad is still operating in the wake of the upper. This is optimal for outlining the smallest possible footprint, but sub-optimal as viewed from aerodynamic efficiency.)

I contrast and compare with a straightforward quad, and by way of rule-of-thumb I've opted for 40" props on the Octo and 60" on the quad. These pan out at around the seventy and eighty square feet of disk-area respectively, but then the eight entrains a compact downdraft of air that ought to make up for the missing ten percent of thrust.

Furthermore, it can be shrouded such that the ground-effect cushion is optimised and at the same time provides a larger deck altogether with which to accommodate say a comfy chair: around 40" square as against 20".

And there's more. Upfront costs are broadly comparable (the smaller equipment often half the cost of the larger, so that the eight motors considered here are actually cheaper than the four larger motors otherwise required). Likewise maintenance costs are lower, the smaller propellers replaceable at a lower cost following the inevitable damage. In fact the only element likely to prove more expensive an outlay ~ and to an acceptable degree ~ are the speed controllers (ESCs).

Still it gets better. With the skids pitched 82" apart on each outline, the quad still has a larger overhang ~ 30" as against 20" either side. In practical terms this means that the octocopter's skids can be set upon lower legs, which in turn reduces the material costs beside the weight. It also ups the structural integrity, which again allows for a thinner gauge of aluminium tubing within the airframe.

Aviation invariably features virtuous circles of this kind, which inevitably come to be compromised somewhere along the line. Trick is to design for the lightest, smallest of designs at the outset. It's how automobiles started out, and what are we doing if not building vehicles in the air?

Finally, we estimated ~ my power supplier not working exclusively with aircraft ~ that we might get around 30 kilos of thrust apiece from each motor-and-rotor, providing a peak quarter metric ton of lift. It's at the margins of acceptability, but better to plan for the lowest possible outlay and work upward thereafter.

Nobody was born knowing how to walk. Actually I was, but I had better things to do.

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Satanic I/P Rites


The design's gone mainstream, as can be seen from Alta's survey drone. But what? 

Well until fairly recently there were only two outlines for the arms of a quadcopter, and they were the 'X' and 'H' configurations.

Until I came along, and suggested that four cantilevers abutted each other and fixed between plates was altogether easier once drones got that much bigger.

Except that I was late to the party, and whilst the outline appears in my own patent specification ~ and possibly preceded the many Lego builders who arrived at the same conclusion ~ the prize appears to go to a German technical university. They patented the same means of construction as far back as 2014.

Except that the 'Son of Sam' documentary series on Netflix points elsewhere. Both the notorious New York serial killer himself and (possibly) Charles Manson were influenced by the Process cult concocted by a pair of Carnaby Street loons in '60s London.

In my defence, and looking at their material below (where else?), note that I invariably draw this four-pronged set of rotor-arms with a left bias, and therefore a mirror image of that on the cover of the magazine. 

Accordingly as CEO of TELEDRONE and in the spirit of the times, I have approved the following press release:

"At no time in past or present has our aerial platform project been involved in serial killing, seduction, satan worship, sacrifice or ~ chance would be a fine thing ~ casual sexual encounters. We strongly condemn the co-opting by cults of quadcopter layouts, except as a means of blood-letting among consenting test-pilots. And although our CEO has visited San Fransisco, at no time did he wear flowers in his hair. Indeed, he hasn't got any. Hair that is, not flowers."

Tuesday, June 8, 2021

UK CAA's CAP on Innovation



Doesn't take long to realise that the 238 pages of this tome relating to flying radio-control models of one size or another is designed to exclude most people who might still wish to do so in the UK, so far as is possible. The requirements now barely differ between models, in fact, and full-sized aircraft up to and including airliners... at least from the pilot-operators point of view. In fact, somewhat more complex as there'd be more paperwork required of me doing this than, say, flying an Airbus on a daily basis.

Much of this has come about because of the UK CAA's piss-poor oversight of Alauda's appearance at the Goodwood Festival of Speed, resulting in a roasting by the AAIB. As a consequence it is now altogether easier to develop personal air mobility in Australia, from where Alauda came in order to shit on our doorstep, than it is here. The video commented upon yesterday...


... is something you'd be waiting a long time to see here in the UK.

Which is of course exactly how they'd like it. The Large Model Association ~ to whom responsibility for much of this is delegated, they knowing more about it than the CAA ~ recently complained (!) that one member had written to the Transport Secretary to say that he was effectively destroying radio-controlled modelling in the UK.

Truth to power I'd say, though not that power ever worried.

Monday, June 7, 2021

2001 A Space Oddity


Two things of note, regards the release of the video by CopterPack in recent days.

Firstly, despite its apparent simplicity you can be sure that much work and testing has preceded this pulling of a rabbit from a hat, as can be appreciated from this briefest of glimpses of the nuts-and-bolts.

Secondly... 2001, and Time Magazine's inventions of the year:


It went to Moller's Skycar and Moshier's Aerotrek respectively.

And what did they have in common? Basically inventing types of flying machine ahead of their time by practically a generation.

This in itself is nothing new. The Wright Brothers succeeded a century prior because the internal combustion engine was just beginning to do for aeroplanes what electric motors are doing now for vertical flight.

Enabling.

Friday, June 4, 2021

For the Record


In order to construct a third-scale mock-up of the Californian concept, my patent all-purpose platform, I sub floral foam cylinders for motors and long-playing records for rotor-disks.

At the British Heart Foundation charity shop, the guy asks if he is able to assist in my selection of easy listening. "I'm looking," I say, "for music suitable for visualising an eight-rotor multicopter and therefore, the cheaper the better?".

He points me to a Billie Jo Spears compilation for £1.50, and if she's reading this I can only really apologise. Beyond that I go for a Tina Charles that features LOVE BUG although sadly it is missing my favourite, I LOVE TO LOVE (BUT MY BABY JUST WANTS TO DANCE). As it is unlikely to ever see a turntable again, however, I figure that doesn't matter.

Again at a price of £1.99 I select David Essex's "All the Fun of the Fair" which does this time include the HOLD ME CLOSE (be-doobie-doo) for which he is best known. I and my office-mates were sat near him once in a London restaurant where he was dating some other songbird, and we took the piss out of him mercilessly. Again Dave, if you're reading I can only apologise.

Fearing this was getting expensive, I asked the shop assistant if he had any better way of funding the final five disks. Clearly he's been asked this before, as he selects "A World of Their Own" by The Seekers, a box-set of five LPs for only four quid... positively made for the job!

Had they known their 'chansons' would end up sprawled naked around a people-carrying drone, they might never have bothered.

Look on my works, Ye Seekers, and despair!