I, KEA.

In fact the company's doing it themselves nowadays, here featuring the interior of their LACK side-table that at just £10 lacks nothing really. Although it's in tune with what Sam Altman said recently about us needing to do more with less... which is all I'm trying to do with boats, really. Have to give it a name to suit tho: I like SPLODJ.

Hexed

What's this?

(a)    a bee-hive

(b)    a flat-panel radar

(c)    an IKEA table-top

What is it strongest in?

(a)    torsion

(b)    tension

(c)    compression

Congratulations, and welcome to TELEDRONE.

The Number of The Beast

Judging from the number of views, may well be...

(R)eBooks

And coming to a screen near you, the back-catalogue now I've figured the upload...

Benjamin on the Button

I prostrate myself before the persistence and talent of the young men like Benjamin Biggs over in Australia who are pushing for drones to exceed 500 m.p.h. and with what they've already made assuming the mantle of the fastest electrically-powered anything on Earth.

The young piss on the old, as ad-man Paul Arden put it... and don't I know it?

(Over) Lap of Honour

A back-of-the envelope calculation showing how close-coupled overlapped airscrews still sweep a greater area than alternative installations. At the same time they allow for a narrower track (and watercraft) altogether and more efficient combinations of motor and propeller.

Though at most efficient when both spin in the same direction, it introduces a bias in steering that could be avoided altogether should they counter-rotate.

Plus the fact drone propellers come in clockwise and anti-clockwise sets, I suppose.

Cat o' Nine Tales

I visit a yard on an old munitions dump come industrial estate, where I encounter a cat sat on its haunches in the autumn sunshine at its centre... where any number of fork-lifts and trailers bearing forty-foot containers negotiate it as they have for over fifteen years. Nobody knew when it turned up but on three occasions the company relocated elsewhere, it went with them.

Occasionally cats are retained as adept mousers, one at a Scottish distillery chalking up some 29,000 over a 24-year lifespan. Not this old lady, basking in the morning sun while rats scurry by in plain sight.