Already in May of this year we together ~ but mainly me ~ have achieved in excess of fifty thousand views, and it makes an old man very happy (though I don't know which one exactly).
As we move into an AI-powered world this blog is an anchor for the sane, although I suspect at least half of those views were undertaken by bots designed to skim my art and regurgitate it in an effort to bring people into conflict. In all of this though I hope that it's my hatred of humanity in general which comes shining through.
Though I am asked ~ mainly by myself ~ whether I will ever monetise the 'people's platform' as Lady Diana Spencer used to call it during phone calls in my head?*
And the answer is not so much never, as possibly, if it means 'Only Fans' gets me to an annual jamboree where I'm a dirty old man amongst a sea of porn stars.
I thank you all, from the bottom of my toilet-bowl.
Ed. He deleted 'and with my penis in hand' here.
