Wednesday, August 27, 2025

iDrone SE (Seat Extra)


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Fed up with normal looking boats?

Yeah, man!!!

Ones that float?

Whoo-hoo!

Let me introduce to you today, the iDrone SE!

(Cheers, whoops and applause)

It comes in three colours... Wickes ply, brushed aluminium or carbon-fiber!

Gasp!

Thirty-four inch ultra-high-definition deck, depending on eyesight!

Fuck!!!

Contra-rotating props, GPS, 2.4GHz receiver and VHF antenna as standard...

No WAY!!!

Way. Accessories to include a removable clam-shell seat, as well as a...

Like the old Motorola PEBL?

(Screams) Get out! Get OUT! Security, get him OUT!!!

(Heavy breathing, awkward silence. People sneaking a 'break for nature').

Okay fuckers, questions?

Yeah, why's your head so big?