LIVE STREAM FROM THE VUE CINEMA BOLTON
Fed up with normal looking boats?
Yeah, man!!!
Ones that float?
Whoo-hoo!
Let me introduce to you today, the iDrone SE!
(Cheers, whoops and applause)
It comes in three colours... Wickes ply, brushed aluminium or carbon-fiber!
Gasp!
Thirty-four inch ultra-high-definition deck, depending on eyesight!
Fuck!!!
Contra-rotating props, GPS, 2.4GHz receiver and VHF antenna as standard...
No WAY!!!
Way. Accessories to include a removable clam-shell seat, as well as a...
Like the old Motorola PEBL?
(Screams) Get out! Get OUT! Security, get him OUT!!!
(Heavy breathing, awkward silence. People sneaking a 'break for nature').
Okay fuckers, questions?
Yeah, why's your head so big?