It's been one small blog for a man, one giant leap for what you can achieve when you pay a team in the Philippines to click on your posts. Asked to comment the CEO said 'We've come a long, long way together, through the hard times and the good, I have to celebrate you, babies, and praise you like I shourrrrrrrd.'*
Do not be discouraged by the lack of followers, incidentally. Becoming one requires a period of indenture involving years of solitary devotion and a diet of quinoa beans, beside your own urine. Last month several of my devotees joined me to graduate at the Shaolin monastery where sadly I had to fail all of them, one admitting to having added sugar to the urine.
No comments either, all novitiates of the blog having pledged a strict vow of silence.
* Indebted to ChatGPT for this thank-you speech, though it broke the spell-checker.
