Friday, September 4, 2026

All Alien to Me

A bag of shite

Loathe to go on about how things were better, but is it just me that feels UFOs are not what they were? They either look like fast-moving mints, or a bin-liner like the one here... whereas in my childhood we had proper ones with windows and stuff like the one below.

I understand NASA is trying to make first contact, and if it were coming from me then frankly it would be 'That the best you can do? Looks like a bag of shite.'

Ed. I had no part in this. I come in peace. Take me to your tire-fitter.

Aliens you'd be honoured to be abducted by for dissection