Saturday, August 29, 2026

GTA 6 Spoiler


The action takes place in a 'rust-belt' city where visitors risk their lives after Mrs T and her gang of ruthless 'Tories' destroy the local steel-works and torch every one of the community facilities they lay siege to.

In release 6, high-speed chases between Police and gangs like the 'Neets' feature head-ons in graphic detail issuing from drives down one-way streets. Join a funeral afterwards, powering up your Uzis and saddling uninsured quad-bikes for all the fun of the wake! Set a few of your rivals' rides on fire, then bake a cocktail-sausage in the embers!

Not over yet though, for you'll ram a Dodge into the front-end of your opponent's terrace, before setting a family home ablaze with your Molotovs! Gasp in awe as the top gamer Andy Burnham spawns 200 officers in reply from South Yorkshire Police!

Finally, cruise the Pennines on the '62 in the sunset to treat a blogger to that richly-deserved knuckle-sandwich and fries!

Ed. Bring it off! But Colin would like to add he has fond memories of operating the Teesside to Heathrow shuttle and visiting the local museum, where that first steam-locomotive used to be before it was removed to Shildon for its own safety.