(Very) occasionally people search my LinkedIn profile and as yet, this is all there is: my profile picture. As anyone on YouTube may have noticed, I'm not that big on the socials... being barely interested in my own life, let alone any other.
Did once put a CV up there, detailing all of those posts from which I'd been fired or all of those colleagues I'd punched or spat on, but then everyone started to do it thinking they were clever-clever and so I took it down. Imitation, as Oscar said, the purest form of flattery.
And now I must go and check the football results...
