You don't have to dig very deep to discover that ultimately Alton Towers theme park is owned by a company notorious in the US for buying up property and then kicking its working-class tenants out onto the street.
It's something they could consider for the town-square... a themed activity where the kids are all given a house and a cost-of-living bag of sweets, and get ejected by people dressed as bailiffs if they don't give them back.
Worryingly they've started buying up properties on the sly in the UK, which two-tier Kier's Labour Party will be all for... what with it penalising labour.
There is some confusion betwixt BlackRock and Blackstone: pop them both into your 'Evil Bastards' folder.
The UK headquarters is in Poole, and one day I might take you there.
It's lovely, and a nice place for a Black Wedding.
Liking that 'Widespread Social Fiction', which could surmount the entrance at Alton Towers the way 'Arbeit Macht Frei' hung over the entrance to Auschwitz. Bit harsh for a kid's theme-park?
