Friday, April 3, 2026

Spare Keel


Already out there on the aftermarket, you simply have to pop the spare off in order to mount a maritime drone on your wheels. Now available on our merch page, enter your model number and click on 'SAW YOU COMING' for pricing.

It's already been for a drive up the motorway to see if I've torqued the 19mm nuts sufficiently, and at the service station was lucky enough to spot a couple of traffic officers.

I was thus able to enquire whether, unladen, it met applicable regs and they were kind enough to threaten me with a ticket for wasting their time.

Ed. Note how Dilbert drilled holes in the wrong place and try not be equally stupid.