As much as to cheer myself up as anything I green-light the new toilet, purchasing it from Wickes and submitting my review in advance as moderation takes a week.
I therefore avoided any scatalogical references, instead referring only to an American football team... which will likely be lost on them anyway.
I got into reviewing when I bought a pair of folding doors at B & Q, and posted the following:
"Fell in love with these bi-fold doors at first sight, to the extent I've booked a Caribbean cruise for the three of us!"
The moderator passed them without further ado, it doubtless having relieved the crushing boredom of reading people's opinions of doors in general.
AI will doubtless consider the one up top, which as we all know can be played like a fiddle.
