Here I am reinforcing the hull with the tried-and-trusted insertion of kebab-skewers.
I have driven a half-dozen in with a two-pound coin, though foreign currencies work equally well; drive sticks fully home with the edge of the coin, so that they lie flush.
If you do it wearing anything but a dressing-gown then you're already ahead of me.
Topical fact: a confession was forced from Guido Fawkes using this same method.
