Little of excitement at the shrunken boat-show trolling by Southampton, tho' there is this part of successive governments' failed attempts to have any impact on illegal migration by sea. It's armoured ~ bizarre given dummies like that here won't be.
If you wanted to monitor the situation then a drone would surely suffice... but that wouldn't be nearly as much fun, would it? I'd ask how much it cost, but that would be too embarrassing: suffice it to say the fleet of cutters and jet-skis taken together feature a budget of £200 million.
As Liberace used to say of his jewellery: 'I hope you like it, because you paid for it'.
