I get many emails asking "Master, tell us how long our hydroskis should be... for we do not know?". In the workshop I flexed one end of the skirting-board up and saw that it was good. Looking at the other I said that from henceforth, six feet shall be removed. And because no skirting-board was made that was not five metres, each was now 125" long. And they were sore amazed, and went upon their way.
