'I can't believe we're doing this' says Monty, 'You frekin' owe me one, I tell you.'
We're stopped in the pouring rain for a cup of tea and a Cornish pasty, enroute to the studio where we're all set to do our online presentation.
'Best foot forward!' I tell him.
'Yeah, from the guy who's got legs that move.' he replies.
You can see the PowerPoint presentation here:
And watch the event live here:
The TELEDRONE presentation is set to be streamed toward the end of a half-dozen sales pitches, commencing at 16:00 hours BST.
Monty and I will be available for children's parties should nothing come of it...