Saturday, March 25, 2023

Flight-Test Program


A half-scale proof-of-concept octocopter is scheduled to fly in April, after which work on a full-size prototype will begin; updates on progress to appear periodically during development. Parties interested in acquiring the sub-scale for display should contact info@teledrone.com

Sunday, March 19, 2023

Mini-Me


With the outline finalised (see the last post, with a bugle accompaniment) along with an associated PR push to complete the design phase, attention turns to flight-testing.

The Harrier was preceded by the 'flying bed-stead' long ago in the UK and we plan on revisiting the use of a test-bed in the form of the 'flying phone-box'. The fliterati will have noticed that the photo-shoot yesterday featured a right-handed pair of drones, whereas this is reverted to left-handed (viz. by the left cantilever, quick march!!!). One delightful design feature of the TELEDRONE is the fact that each drone will eventually not be bothered whether it sits top or bottom, or even which way up it is fixed to the trekkers' transporter; which incidentally will be tailored in both girth and height to the dimensions required.

The drone has been flipped here in order that access is more easily provided our flight programmer whom we'll call Jim... should you choose to accept it, Jim. The flight-test in view will be something of a work-share ~ much like that at Airbus ~ with our expert producing the brains in the form of the uppermost drone, and me the brawn by way of the lower. This will do the heavy lifting and sub for conventional collective, whilst that drone overhead will do the steering: as conventionally does the cyclic.

Eventually the drones will operate independently and yet in sync, in sync with aviation practise: slaved systems providing a failsafe condition. Rome though was not built in a day, nor people-carrying drones.

Bear with us, however, and you will fly with angels...

Saturday, March 18, 2023

Final Answer?

Back to the studio and fifty photos to reduce to one for the website ~ this the runner up ~ in the effort to choose a photo that is impactful whilst showcasing the means of assembly. The lower end has been adjusted to mount the drone on 'lunar landers' at some cost to compactness, though the upper drone restores the balance by mounting the power-plants inverted. And it's a wrap, people.

Saturday, March 11, 2023

Saunders Roe SRN4


From when Britain made things, instead of museums. At the Hovercraft Museum, itself disused while its buildings fall apart: we can't even make museums that last anymore.

Saturday, March 4, 2023

8 Up


Back to the studio with the surviving mannekin, who's understandably nervous about his prospects given recent events. Best way that I can see tho' of arranging the lower quad, which in the first instance will be used to provide the additional thrust required to lift the weight of said mannekin: a little like collective on a conventional helicopter.

Friday, March 3, 2023

I coulda been a CONTENDER!


With my recent decision to target a piloted air vehicle as distinct from say a 'Star Trek' transporter, the natural choice for test-flying was that dummy with articulated arms... leaving the one here to be donated to a charity clothes-store in the mall.

I drop in to see how he's doing, and looking for a mannekin in a Red Arrows flying-suit I discover him in this instead.

"You bastard, you utter BASTARD! Chief Test-Pilot you said, hundreds of feet in the air" he roared, "as against THREE feet up in a fucking BALL-GOWN!!!".

"Silicon Valley for you mate." I said, pointing out they were gender-fluid from the off.